Celebrities Embrace Crypto: Lindsey Lohan’s Bold Predictions

The Crypto Bull Season is Back!

It’s that time of year again, folks! The crypto bull run has returned, bringing with it the familiar sound of hype, speculation, and yes, even the flashing lights of celebrity endorsements. Just when you thought you were safe from social media influencers telling you where to invest your hard-earned cash, in steps actress Lindsey Lohan with a paid shoutout for Bitcoin (BTC) and Ether (ETH).

Who Knew You Could Hire Celebrities?

The magic of the internet never ceases to amaze, and thanks to platforms like Cameo, you can get personalized video messages from your favorite celebs! Lohan’s cameo is akin to getting a birthday wish from a star—only instead of wishing you happy birthday, she’s encouraging you to mortgage your house and invest it all in crypto. At around $350 a pop, many would consider that a bargain for potentially life-changing financial advice. Or at least that’s what your future self will tell you… if you’ve made the right plays, of course.

What Did Lohan Actually Say?

In a 12-second selfie video that could serve as an audition for an infomercial, Lohan confidently declared, “Ethereum is going to $10,000 and Bitcoin is going to $100,000. Enjoy a prosperous 2021 and I hope you all get to drive your lambos to the moon.” The enthusiasm is palpable, but is anyone else wondering what she’s smoking? Clearly, she has not been keeping up with the latest crypto lingo; the correct term is ‘Ether’, not ‘Ethereum’, but hey—details, am I right?

The Ghosts of ICOs Past

While Lohan’s foray into the crypto scene is relatively tame compared to the ICO chaos of 2017—think Floyd Mayweather and that infamous cash-grab saga—there’s still a nostalgic flavor watching celebrities tiptoe through these digital waters. Remember all those other stars who flirted with ICOs? Their afterthoughts now include lawsuits or, in the case of Paris Hilton, a cool detachment as the waves of crypto history crashed down.

Is It a Good Time to Invest?

As of writing, Bitcoin is waddling around the $34,220 mark—down just over 2% today but up a whopping 77% for the month. Ether? Well, it’s comfortably resting above $1,000, flirting with nearly an 80% hike in just a few weeks. So, are you ready to heed Lohan’s advice and invest? Or perhaps you’d rather consult with your financially savvy friends over a cold brew? Either way, let’s keep our fingers crossed that this bull season doesn’t turn into another crying-for-help episode.