The Pursuit of Shaquille O’Neal
The Moskowitz Law Firm is channeling its inner detective as it seeks to serve NBA legend Shaquille O’Neal with a legal complaint tied to the billion-dollar FTX class action lawsuit. Despite numerous attempts to deliver the complaint, O’Neal seems to be playing an energetic game of hide and seek. Perhaps he’s got an NBA-style crossover move that would impress even the best defenders?
Not Your Average Process Server
On April 14, the firm took to Twitter, revealing its valiant efforts, standing vigil at TNT studios where O’Neal works as a TV host. But, much like a good offensive line protecting its quarterback, O’Neal’s security team kept the process servers at bay. Can you imagine the scene? ‘Hey, can we just get inside to deliver this legal document?’ ‘Uh, nah, bro, just get in line behind the other 1,000 delivery drivers.’
Recording the Drama
In a dramatic turn, the law firm managed to serve O’Neal outside his house, documenting the moment with his home security cameras rolling. They made it crystal clear that erasing the footage would not be an option. After all, this isn’t just family movie night; it’s a court case. Who knew a simple legal procedure would have the vibes of a reality show?
FTX and the Celebrity Endorsement Saga
Among a brigade of celebrity endorsers in the FTX saga—think Tom Brady, Steph Curry, and Larry David—O’Neal remains the last holdout. The Moskowitz team humorously pointed out that while others have accepted delivery like champs, Shaquille is “running from us for 3 months.” Maybe he thought it was just a new exercise plan or an elaborate escape room challenge!
Thwarted Attempts and Strange Messages
The saga took a rather bizarre turn when one process server received a threatening message from an unidentified source after failing to serve O’Neal for the eighth time. Apparently, they weren’t aware of the impact of Shaq’s celebrity, claiming, “shaq lives in the Bahamas u stupid fuck!” It’s almost like a modern-day treasure hunt, just with a few more legal ramifications and a lot less gold!
Looking to the Future
The law firm continues its relentless pursuit with plans to explore new avenues for contact. With social media becoming the easy go-to for everything from awkward family reunions to launching global careers, they might start sending DMs hoping for a response. Watch out, Shaq; if they start tagging him in memes, he’s in trouble!
The Ongoing Legal Drama
In the midst of all this chaos, U.S. District Judge Kevin Moore has hinted at the possibility of dismissing O’Neal from the case if proper service isn’t achieved. With the judge’s deadline looming in December 2023, it seems that O’Neal may need to make a decision: stay elusive or join the party.
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