Suits Are In, Hoodies Are Out
A recent ruling from Judge Lewis Kaplan has allowed Sam Bankman-Fried, the former CEO of FTX, to swap his casual wear for business attire during his upcoming criminal trial. This marks a significant shift in his public persona, going from wearing comfortable hoodies and cargo shorts to looking sharp in suits. Who knew a suit could be a game changer?
What the Judge Ordered
In a court order filed on September 27 in the Southern District of New York, it was decided that the U.S. Marshals Service and the Metropolitan Detention Center would handle SBF’s wardrobe for the trial. The judge laid out a detailed list that includes:
- 3 full suits
- 4 dress shirts
- 3 ties
- 1 belt
- 4 pairs of socks
- 2 pairs of shoes
- Appropriate undergarments of course!
Even wardrobe essentials aren’t taken lightly in court—who knew being prepared was sexy?
Air-Gapped Laptops: An Odd Request?
In another twist, the judge has permitted Bankman-Fried to use an “air-gapped” laptop in court, strictly for taking notes. For those unfamiliar, an air-gapped laptop doesn’t connect to the internet—because, evidently, distractions in court are the last thing anyone needs. Who wants to deal with emails when you have a trial to consider?
The Countdown to Trial
The courtroom drama kicks off on October 3, with Bankman-Fried facing a total of 12 counts, including seven related to fraud involving FTX and Alameda Research. His legal team is gearing up for battle, hoping to swindle their way to an early release. Good luck with that!
Implications of Political Donations
Additionally, Judge Kaplan recently ruled that prosecutors can spill the tea on SBF’s political donations before the jury. This adds a layer of intrigue considering the nuances of campaign finance laws and previous indictments that were dropped due to international obligations. Looks like the saga has only just begun.
